​​​​Picture it: Every Sicily Story – Golden Girls

Benito ☝🏼👨🏼‍💻…and I’ll do the 🪛 😏

I never cared for Sophia’s Siciliy stories.

There’s at least one story missing. Sophia and Dorothy by themselves. I don’t remember the whole story. But I remember it ending with Sophia mentioning she was formerly friends with Golda Meir.

Here’s my stories from my Great grandmother

1st : Picture this 1932 , Paris france, A 31 year old man married and he met a 26 girl who is a whore, They made love for a week and told what her name and when the girl told her name he left her life and that girl was my Great grandmother and that man is King george VI

2nd : When Phillipines was taken the people say who is greater Hitohitu or Castro
and they said Hito and who eats better they say Hitohitu

3rd : In paris when you have a spanish flu you go to the window mareilli when the town bastard La qaus came in she add it on his Croissant instead on his eye and tasted awesome but when put it on sale people don’t like eye flu on croissant but when he changes the name the sauce to White chocolate it changed.

Almost every Sicily story Sophia mentions has a year in the 20th century.

AT LEAST SOPHIA DIDN’T SAY SHE WENT TO BED WITH GARIBALDI