Democrats express their outrage over the Trump administration’s immigration crackdown, with Chuck Schumer calling Kristi Noem and Stephen Miller “f**king liars” and Hakeem Jeffries on accidental mute. Plus, Desi Lydic plunges into the world of Melania ahead of her documentary debut, which was produced by Jeff Bezos, directed by disgraced filmmaker Brett Ratner, and created by a crew too ashamed to have their names in the credits. #DailyShow #MelaniaTrump #DesiLydic
0:00 – Chuck Schumer Calls Out Kristi Noem & Stephen Miller
1:31 – Democrats Make Demands for DHS Funding
2:07 – Melania Trump Sets off on Press Tour for New Documentary
7:13 – Michael Kosta and Ronny Chieng Critic the New “Melania” Documentary
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