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Eating Gas Station Hot Dogs Is Stupid | Kevin Hart | Mario Tory | The Next Level | LOL! Stand-Up 0 (0)

Mario Tory admits he’s still getting used to having money, so he’s cheap to himself. Like when he snagged a $42 round-trip on Spirit Airlines that, of course, didn’t come with seatbelts. Then he wonders why anyone still eats gas station hot dogs for $2.22 for two, because the price alone is a massive red flag. Finally, he talks about weed being the safest drug out there, unlike those pills on TV that can do everything from cause hair loss to a mild (or severe) case of itchy balls. Don’t forget to Like, Comment, and Subscribe to see more of [See More…]

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Hood Dudes Don’t Like My Afro | Zainab Johnson | Comedy In Color | LOL! Stand-Up 0 (0)

Zainab Johnson starts by proudly admitting she’s bat sh*t crazy, although it’s guys who trigger craziness in girls all the time. She then breaks down the difference between “regular sh*t” (like scrolling through your man’s phone) and real crazy, like changing every female contact in his phone to “This B*tch.” By the end, she reveals she’s still single because she’s into real hood dudes, but somehow keeps attracting nothing but “positive” men who smell like shea butter, have dreadlocks, and call her ‘sister’. Don’t forget to Like, Comment, and Subscribe for new clips of Comedy In Color every week, only [See More…]

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Married People Be Beefin’ Over Nothing | Kevin Hart | The Next Level | LOL! Stand-Up 0 (0)

Spank Horton breaks down why he could never work a 9–5: applying alone is a nightmare, and by the time he gets the interview, he can’t even remember what he put on the form. He then gets into married people’s arguments, like his wife being mad she wasn’t his emergency contact… but in his mind, if he’s dying, she probably is too. Don’t forget to Like, Comment, and Subscribe so you don’t miss any of The Next Level episodes, only on LOL! Stand-Up. Want more LOL! Stand-Up? Another Special: https://youtu.be/CFnbZe3mupE The Best Of Comedy In Color – https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLZUT1Ck6aE5dHjQt2JH9nF2Z91fitzqSC Watch our [See More…]

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Humanity Is Done | Josh Johnson | Comedy In Color | LOL! Stand-Up 0 (0)

Josh Johnson shares that his friend joined a cult with only three members. But if a religion doesn’t have enough people to move a pool table, is it really a religion? He then mentions that, although he thinks humanity is done evolving, the future of humankind depends on women and their willingness to mate with the weak (because you never see a deer choosing to mate with a male simply because “he’s in art school, he’s trying!”). Don’t forget to Like, Comment, and Subscribe for new clips of Comedy In Color every week, only on LOL! Stand-Up! Want more LOL! [See More…]

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My Beef With A 16-Year-Old Water Slide Operator | Ali Siddiq | Comedy In Color | LOL! Stand Up 0 (0)

Ali Siddiq gets real about taking ungrateful kids to the “Greatest Place on Earth”. He explains that after spending $8,200, seeing a happy white kid covered in “sucker juice” made him realize his own kids weren’t showing enough appreciation. He shares the hilarious threat he gave them about showing “glee” to avoid a body slam, recounts a terrifying 75-story water slide drop at the hands of a teen named Timothy, and reveals how his advice to “bite a bully in the face” got him banned from the PTA. Don’t forget to Like, Comment, and Subscribe for new clips of Comedy [See More…]