Why did i even… I knew this would be awful. This is somehow even worse than the older Version before this. You could beat that one at least…
But this one is so broken that not even doors are properly unlocked… To Hell with this Trash Game!!!
Jeah this is suppossed to be an “Update” over that Sad Satan Game on Steam that I have played before, here is a link to my Playthrough… don´t waste your Time that one was also Trash:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkMYdrusimw.
Don´t play this… it´s an Abomination. I hated every Minute playing this Trash. Why does this Game not have a Map??? Why are their so many pointless Hallways, why is the Map so big when it has nothing in it, Why did the Dev even made this Update when he just didn´t bother after the first Draft, No i reufuse to call this a finished Game!!! This is a Proof of Concept Demo at best, not even pre Alpha State!!! And why does this Proof of Concept Demo cost 3.99 on Steam, everything more than free is a Scam for this Abomination!!! Why does it look even less like Sad Satan and more like a horrible Mobile Game now??? Why “k” to pick up keys when every other Interaction is “E” and why can you only pick up one Key at a Time… Why does the “k” Prompt disappear when you are holding a key. Why do you only have Stamina for 5 seconds with awful Blur Effects, Why are their millions of pointless drawers and Cabinets with NOTHING IN THEM, Why are their so many locked Doors that have Rooms with nothing in them, Why is the Soundmixing so awful, why does it still use the same bad Sad Satan Stock Music and Sounds and most of the JPEGS, why does the FOV suck so bad, the first Time i played this i almost vomited… Why is one Key hidden behind a door in such a way it glitches out your Door Open prompt. Why do not all of the doors open after unlocking, why is this Garbage so broken you can´t even beat it without Walk through Walls Cheats. And lastly why was i so dumb to rebuy this Game and play this “Update” after refunding the older Version before, now I can´t even refund it anymore… Fuck this Game!!!
Here is the Link for that one Guy that still wants to play this Garbage after all that, BE MY GUEST HAVE FUN WITH THIS TRASH. I WOULD REFUND THIS IF I COULD!!!:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2686080/Sad_Satan/
Chapters:
00:00 The Shitshow begins
00:52 Game starts, just walking around aimlessly, feel free to skip this…
05:16 First Book found
06:28 First Key found… why press “K” though
06:49 Unlocking first Room… with nothing in it
07:12 Nothing happens for the next 6 Minutes… So boring
13:22 Second Key found… NOTHING ELSE HAPPENS!!!
14:24 Second Book found… I was falling asleep already
14:38 two keys apparently don´t fit in a Pocket… so stupid
15:05 Second Door unlocked… more pointless closets
17:13 Now I can fit the Key in my Pocket… just why
17:24 Third Door unlocked… with more nothing in it
19:04 Third Book found… five left to go
19:07 Forth Key found… what is the point??? All the Rooms have nothing in them anyway
19:11 Forth Door unlocked Yoohoo!!! Nothing in here Yoohoo!!!
22:13 Forth Book found… four left…
22:36 Skip this, just trying to make mental Map, because this shitty Game doesn´t have one
27:01 Fifth Key found… yippie i guess
27:30 Fifth Door unlocked… Surprise nothing in here either!!!
28:00 NOTHING HAPPENS SO BORING!!!
32:08 Fifth Book found… only three
32:52 Wait… What???
33:28 Sixth Door unlocked… Shocker NOTHING IN HERE!!!
35:53 Seventh Key found… why do i even bother
36:22 Seventh Door unl… TO HELL WITH THIS!!!
37:26 Sixth Book found… two left
38:03 Eighth Key found BLA BLA BLA
38:31 Eighth Door unlocked… my Time wasted: eight Times!!!
39:05 Just skip already!!! Nothing happens in this Shit Game!!!
43:30 Ninth Key found let´s go Backtracking!!!
45:27 Ninth Door unlocked another Room full of Nothing!!!
48:00 Tenth Key found Sigh
48:14 Tenth Door unl… wait WHAT??? It stayed locked???
50:18 Seventh Book found… just one left to finish this Trash Game!!!
51:40 Eleventh Key found… hope this one works
51:50 What the Hell??? This one too, Come on you are joking right???
52:00 Completly pointless Garbage SKIP THIS!!!
56:16 Twelfth and Final Key found… Come on Work this Time!!!
56:23 You´ve got to be kidding me!!! FUCK THIS GAME!!!
57:36 THE END!!! This Game is broken and can´t be completet Complete Playthrough was Waste of Time!!!
58:46 Jeah I WIN!!! Because FUCK THIS SHIT GAME!!! that´s why!!!
59:22 TRUE ENDING!!! It was fiction all along!!! I bet that Ending is better than the one in this Trash Game anyway so I am not bothering somehow bypassing these broken Doors!!!
Directors Cut Ending: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0snLQfsOl8g
Clips used from:
Beyond Belief – Season 2, Episode 1 – Full Episode by “FilmRise True Crime”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGxZVgp5kE0
jonathan frakes telling you you’re wrong for 47 seconds by “wintermoot”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM-e46xdcUo
