The Onion’s pop-culture-focused sister publication, The A.V. Club, is debuting a new weekly video series called “Inventory,” based on its popular lists of the same name.
In this Inventory Video, members of our crack staff discuss some of the silliest, unscariest baddies in movie history. You can read the complete Inventory here — — but then you’ll be missing the following visuals: yellow foam turning people into skeletons, weird little penis-like creatures, and a killer lamp. Enjoy.
@viking977 I’m sorry, are you unable to comprehend actual criticism beyond ‘ZOMG dis suuuuuucks’ or WOW EPIC WIN’. People have actual opinions beyond purely hating it or purely liking something.
@NeonFraction ahem, what? i was alluding to the fact that the internet is full of nerds, and thus, by complaining that this is video is too lecture-y that u are not a nerd, and therefore must ‘get. out.’ of the internet, for comedic affect.
@viking977 Listen, using big words isn’t going to distract from the fact that your previous response made no sense. I am a nerd, trust me, I am a nerd. But that comment was more troll than nerdy. :/
@NeonFraction me? TROLL? whatever gave u that idea 😀
If there’s one thing MST3K has taught us, it’s that there is no lack of ridiculous villains in the movie industry. This one video only scratches the surface, and it’s a very shallow scratch, at that!
That Rock ‘n’ Roll Nightmare looks cool.
@chinchillas1000 Thank you.
He went to put his cat in the toaster oven but was shocked to find his bird in there
I love old movies where it’s clearly day but they play it off night…oh the good old days of filming.
The bed that eats, I knew they had to mention it!
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!
4:22 if you REALLY want to see it
The metaphysical paradox of a bed that sleeps on itself.
LOL it’s true! Such a good point.
The bed movie doesn’t actually seem like a bad idea. Maybe if they do it properly? Say, not having the bed snore would be a start.
I had the soundtrack to Black Roses. How dumb of me to misplace it. 🙁
I WANT MORE A.V. CLUB!!!!!!!!!!
Can you make a sequel and include the killer condom.
AV club got actual nerds…VICE got hipsters masquerading as nerds
probably the most hipster thing I have ever heard
@retrovirus61 … So, do you work for Vice or have you just never watched it?